So here I am, sitting in my house that needs a good cleaning. But I feel completely unmotivated...why? Because I don't have a Kirby Vacuum. On Wednesday some Kirby people stopped by and offered to shampoo my carpet, if I'd watch a demonstration. So I let them in. Here's what happened:
First, the salesman asks to use my vacuum. He vacuums with my Hoover. He puts his vacuum together with a special little filter to catch all the dirt. He vacuums for about 2 seconds while I watch the filter fill up with dirt. Lots of dirt. He proceeds to change the little filter papers over and over, continually picking up dirt. He only vacuumed a strip of carpet about 10' x 2' and pretty soon I have about 30 paper filters covered in dirt.
The salesman proceeds to tell me that other vacuums don't have enough air flow to actually pick up anything more than surface fuzz and dirt. He also informs me that all that dirt will wear out the carpet. Using a Kirby vacuum will prolong the life of my carpet, and rather than spending $5000 on replacing my carpet in a few years, I can save money by spending $2495 on a new Kirby.
That's right, a $2495.00 vacuum. I thought to myself "It can't be $24.95, so it must be two-thousand-ninety-five dollars."
So here's the problem. I'm totally convinced that a Kirby is an AWESOME vacuum. And the guy practically had me convinced that it would be worth $2500. Seriously, I was embarrassed by my dirty floors that I do vacuum regularly.
So the guy left without making a sale (after giving me a lecture about how I shouldn't have to discuss this purchase with my husband because he wouldn't want me to spend that much money on a vacuum because he doesn't do the cleaning, and just wouldn't understand. His wife can buy ANYTHING she wants for the house, because that's her job -- taking care of the house. His job is to make the money.....etc.)
However, he did sell me on one thing -- I want a Kirby vacuum. Seriously, it was impressive. So I've checked them out online and they have some refurbished vacuums for much, much less than a new one. Still more than a vacuum at the store, but I'm pretty sure we need one....after all, our carpet is FULL of dirt.
So that's why I'm unmotivated. Why vacuum when it's not even going to pick up the dirt? So instead of housework, I'm writing this kind of boring blog. (: I guess the moral of the story is this: Don't watch a Kirby Vacuum demonstration or you may never vacuum with your Hoover again.